When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
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just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Blood and glitter go together right?
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He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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