When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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