return my video game
Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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