Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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