I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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