Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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