I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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