I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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