the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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