why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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