Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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