Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
ok first of all what the fuck
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