"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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