He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
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candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
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He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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