i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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