Do vagina's smell?
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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