im drinking this country out of the recession.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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