So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
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We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
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I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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