And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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