It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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