I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
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you have to choose: penises or morals?
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
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How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
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