i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I need to calm my uterus...
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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