I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
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After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
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Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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