So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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