I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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