Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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