I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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