Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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