And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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