I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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