Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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