these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
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