You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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