At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
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Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
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We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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