Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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