I just made out with a guy for $7.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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