it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
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tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
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I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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