So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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