i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
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I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
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DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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