you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
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he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
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You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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