can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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