WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Dignity is for republicans.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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