Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
i think im in europe. pls send help
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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