spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
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He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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