her vagine was all disorganized.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
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i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
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He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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