i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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