I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
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Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
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We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Drake has all the answers
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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