At least make sure they are 18
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It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
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5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
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I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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