im holly from the hills drunk
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
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I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
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Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
It's shark week go big or go home
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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