playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
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and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
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I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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