Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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