That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
vagina is talking i cant
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
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Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
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if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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