dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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