Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
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I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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