i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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