Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
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Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
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This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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