I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
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