Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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