90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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